Things that make me feel old:

1. Worrying if I'm going to pull a muscle in my back when I sneeze
2. Feeling like I need to work out
3. Telling people I have a job and a half
4. Being the "mayor" or my bank
5. Adding "audtition for Wheel of Fortune" to the unofficial bucket list
6. Realizing that kids who are now in middle school weren't born when "...Baby One More Time" topped the charts